Smack Layin’ Strides
In my house, we like to talk a lot of smack to one another.
Evidence #1: A text conversation between Vanilla and I.
Evidence #2: Friday Night
Evidence #3: SR Brunch
After an unexpectedly fabulous and fun 11.5 mile run I hopped over to Skinny Runner’s casa for a blogging runner brunch. Given her self-proclaimed penchant for hostessing I fully anticipated to find a platter of Gu gels with a side of Nuun mimosas. But the girl pulled out quite the spread. Unfortunately my photo didn’t turn out so I had to snag this one from Monica…who I didn’t even get to see because I left for soccer games while she was killing her long run.
Evidence 4: I Gone Country
Somewhere under that hot mess of lights is some dude named Luke Bryan. I’m sure some of you know of him. I went to a show with this fella and another dude Jason Aldean. Apparently these were pretty hot tickets and given the fact I was the only one in the audience who didn’t know any of the words – I’ll take that as a ye-haw.
I did, however, find a way to entertain myself by playing a game I invented called “Real Country”. You look at a person and determine if they’re real country.
Bonafied mullet – #realcountry
Complaining about blisters from your new boots – #notrealcountry
Peeing through (yes you read that right) the fence dude – #realdrunkcountry
Wifebeater, cowboy buckle & flat baseball cap with full tat sleeve – #Jerseyshorecountry
You get the idea. I’m basically a ton of fun to be with.
Any exciting plans this weekend?
Are you country?
Did you get a good run in?