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Regular readers know that it’s Thursday which means I get to tell you all sorts of embarrassing stuff. You game?
Dental Woes. I had to get a filling yesterday which left half my mouth paralyzed a large part of the day. This meant I had to have a teleconference with a new coworker while half my face didn’t work and I was making repeated farting noises with my mouth
as my lip just flapped in the freaking wind. Poor new colleague, he probably thinks I’m crazy. He’d be half right.
I ate Ben & Jerry’s after my workout. It was on sale and I’ve been so good. So sue me.
I had the ultimate “search term” on my blog yesterday. Someone actually searched “i have a naughty aunt that looks at my crotch” and it somehow led them to this place. I would feel dirty if I wasn’t giggling so hard 8 hours later.
Work at home woes. Prior to the Quasimoto video conference I thought it might have just been a teleconference and I spilled water all over my shirt right before it started (uh hello genius your face is numb why do you think your mouth will work?) so I was just sitting there in my bra with my shirt in the dryer when I got the request for a video conference. But don’t judge. I regularly work in a sports bra or sans pants. If no one’s home, I’m working and spandex is my business casual, why should I have to be dressed? The UPS driver doesn’t seem to mind. And for the record, I grabbed the closest shirt around which sadly came from the dirty laundry.
Ignorant parenting. My son was complaining about his feet all last night and then after his 6 hour soccer camp. I repeatedly told him to “Cowboy up cupcake” and stop complaining. Later in the day I found not 1, not 2, but 5 huge blisters all over his feet and toes. Bad mommy! Bad!
So there you have it…there’s plenty more to tell but that will have to suffice for now.
In other news, Laguna Hills Road Runner Adventure Run is tonight. If you’re an OC’er you definitely need to check it out. Free runs, free laughs, free giveaways, and most importantly free adult beverages. It is an enchanting evening where local runners will run for beer.